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"In that book which is my memory,
On the first page of the chapter that is the day when I first met you,
Appear the words, ‘Here begins a new life’."

Dante Alighieri (Vita Nuova) ←

Some Guy in a Movie: Archers!
Archers: Yeah?
Some Guy in a Movie: Take aim!
Archers: Okay.
Some Guy in a Movie: Fire!
Archers: We don't know what the fuck that means. Gunpowder has not come to Europe yet so the concept of using fire as a catalyst to launch projectile weapons with controlled explosions is completely foreign to us, and even if it wasn't, why would you say that? There is absolutely no fire involved. We're just pulling on each end of a flexible piece of wood with a string so that when it snaps back into its natural state these sharp sticks are propelled forward across great distances. Stop.

Now this is just iconic advice

too many songs about love. not enough songs about sword fights

if i ever see sasuke uchiha at target i will beat his ass

i’m cryin while i’m cummin

Dans Paris (2006)

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

It’s 3:30 in the morning and I just masturbated to the thought of a man that will never love me.
Kinky.

Aleksandra Waliszewska (Polish, b. 1976)

How to live is a more difficult problem than the origin of the universe. – Michael Lipsey

That feel when you notice your thighs are touching less

@ people who use tanning beds: how can you do that after that one scene from final destination 3 happened