- Some Guy in a Movie: Archers!
- Archers: Yeah?
- Some Guy in a Movie: Take aim!
- Archers: Okay.
- Some Guy in a Movie: Fire!
- Archers: We don't know what the fuck that means. Gunpowder has not come to Europe yet so the concept of using fire as a catalyst to launch projectile weapons with controlled explosions is completely foreign to us, and even if it wasn't, why would you say that? There is absolutely no fire involved. We're just pulling on each end of a flexible piece of wood with a string so that when it snaps back into its natural state these sharp sticks are propelled forward across great distances. Stop.
Now this is just iconic advice
too many songs about love. not enough songs about sword fights
if i ever see sasuke uchiha at target i will beat his ass
i’m cryin while i’m cummin
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first
It’s 3:30 in the morning and I just masturbated to the thought of a man that will never love me.
Kinky.
Aleksandra Waliszewska (Polish, b. 1976)
How to live is a more difficult problem than the origin of the universe. – Michael Lipsey
That feel when you notice your thighs are touching less
@ people who use tanning beds: how can you do that after that one scene from final destination 3 happened
2017 mood
Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon, listening to Donald Trump mangle space, science, NASA, and reality.
the amount of politicians (bill clinton, etc) who have been fired, punished, and even impeached for their polyamory is GLARING proof of institutional polyphobia. NAH im shitting you but that sure does sound like something someone here would say doesnt it
